Italy and Croatia 2014
Hey there ship mates! We are at sea all day as we head down to Naples. It's a glorious warm and sunny day great for sunbathing, towels in hand we head off to seek the amazing yellow ball of hotness. As we are strolling around he spots some boy he thinks is in the TV programme and points him out, in my most condescending matter I reply "oh yes love that's nice, yes, yes it's looks like him doesn't it". Ha ha, turns out Leon's right it is him off the TV and they are making some documentary on him - it's the kid from outnumbered, the boy with the curly hair, well what about that hey!
So dinner table antics - weirdos! All of them, there's mr Vegas bald chap, messy divorce now with (I'm not sure it's a women) a massive women we have renamed Miranda because of the TV show, Miranda. He has been to Vegas lots and knows everything about gambling (righto), she works for Waitrose which reminds me of my big, big brother Steve even though he doesn't work there. Then two women (not lesbians) one very ugly and the other has massive frizzy blonde hair and chats a lot, mostly about football - which is fine. Then a very quiet couple, the guy who is sitting next to me stammers and she didn't say much but looks most disappointed by the people surrounding her.
After dinner we went to watch the entertainment which tonight was the unfunniest comedian ever then met mum and dad in the casino.
Leon update - still alive and off death row, no sea sickness found yet :)
So dinner table antics - weirdos! All of them, there's mr Vegas bald chap, messy divorce now with (I'm not sure it's a women) a massive women we have renamed Miranda because of the TV show, Miranda. He has been to Vegas lots and knows everything about gambling (righto), she works for Waitrose which reminds me of my big, big brother Steve even though he doesn't work there. Then two women (not lesbians) one very ugly and the other has massive frizzy blonde hair and chats a lot, mostly about football - which is fine. Then a very quiet couple, the guy who is sitting next to me stammers and she didn't say much but looks most disappointed by the people surrounding her.
After dinner we went to watch the entertainment which tonight was the unfunniest comedian ever then met mum and dad in the casino.
Leon update - still alive and off death row, no sea sickness found yet :)
Day 3